The Loaf Tee — Grey Marl

He's not lazy. He's conserving energy.

If you've ever watched your cat achieve a state of zen 
so complete it borders on smug — and respected it deeply — 
this tee was made for you.

The Loaf Tee features our resident chonk: a round black cat, 
paws tucked, tail curled, eyes locked on your soul. 
He is not moving. He has nowhere to be. He is at peace. 
You should be so lucky.

✦ Chonky black cat loaf graphic — front and centre
✦ Super soft grey marl cotton
✦ Relaxed unisex fit
✦ Crew neck, short sleeve
✦ The tee for people who respect the loaf

Some cats knock things off tables.
This cat simply... sits.

Staff tested. Cat approved. The loaf has not moved in three days.

SIZING (please check before purchase as every design sizing is a little different).

M: 51cm front side width / 65cm shoulder to hem

L: 55cm front side width / 70cm shoulder to hem